Saturday, March 27, 2010

Back To Fun~!

Earth Hour...


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.

"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."

Have a nice day people...

Signing off,

Sunday, March 21, 2010


(broken english style)

Well, my parents are back from china... again... but this time... they went to yongchun... a place where my ancestors lived and the place where my grandfather was born...

so... according to the ppl there, the Tee family was very famous and very rich last time. and they even hired private teachers for their children. the children do not need to go school. *so fun*

and it was a very common thing for man to have mistress... just like the emperor... so... basically, my great grandfather had 2 wives and 3 sons. 2 sons from the 1st wife and 1 son from his 2nd wife. and my grandfather is the son of the 2nd wife... so... obviously, the 1st wife beh song... as u know... the ppl last time... always want to inherit all the wealth from the father. so they always tortured my grandfather. according to my aunties, my grandfather got locked in a shed... no food... kena pukul...etc...

until world war 2, my grandfather decided to run away from home... to Malaysia. and that's where he started his new life. and that's where my father and my generation begin. xD

and according to the ppl there, Tee family is no longer rich there cause the younger generation loves to gamble a lot. and there are lesser Tee ppl staying there. too bad for them. xD

Monday, March 8, 2010



Had free lunch at monash sports centre today... organised by the MUMSU (Monash University Malaysian Students Union)... it is a club actually... they even give out lucky draws... ding yang who is ding en's bro, is lucky enough to get the grand prize which is a box of mi goreng. XD

at night, went to a rock theme event organised by my hall. this event has nothing to do with rock eventually. just some random speech by the coordinator. something about the mentor/mentee program and about the hall security... dinner is provided after that (best of all). XD and there r lucky draws as well.

Congratulations to those who r lucky today.

For those who r unlucky just like me, try to be more lucky next time... XD


signing off,

Sunday, March 7, 2010


Simple blogging...

Hey guys... Woke up at 10am today... Went gardening with my hall mates... planted some carrots, onions, silverbeet, etc... and enjoyed playing with a lot of worms and bugs... kinda fun... but full of dirts... food was provided after that... subway... yummy~!!

Friday, March 5, 2010

Crazy Soon Poh!

Soon Poh chiak pa bo ming gia cho... XD

1234 frens... Wee~!!

Monday, March 1, 2010

Sunday, February 28, 2010


From Janice...

From Ming Hui...

From Myself...

Obviously is not hack...