Teddy~!!

Dear Teddy,

Teddy, I've been bad again. My mommy told me so. I'm not quite sure what I did wrong, but I thought that you might know. When I woke up this morning, I knew that she was mad. Cause she was crying awful hard, and yelling at my dad. I tried my best to be real good and do just what she said. I cleaned my room all by myself, I even made my bed. But I spilled milk on my good shirt, when she yelled at me to hurry. And I guess she didn't hear me , when I told her sorry. Cause she hit me awful hard you see. And called me funny names. And told me I was really bad. And I should be ashamed! When I said, "I love you Mommy", I guess she didn't understand. Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth. Or I'd get smacked again. So, I came up here to talk to you. Please tell me what to do. Cause I really love my Mommy and I know she loves me too. And I don't think my Mommy means to hit me quite so hard. I guess sometimes grown ups forget how really big they are! So Teddy, I wish you were real. And you weren't just a bear. Then you could help me find a way to tell Mommies everywhere. To please try hard to understand. How sad it makes us feel cause the outside pain soon goes away. But the inside never heals. And if we could make them listen, maybe then they'd understand. So other children just like me, wouldn't have to hurt again. But for now, I guess I'll hold you tight and pretend the pain's not there. I know you'd never hurt me.

So, Goodnight Teddy Bear~!

Sad right? =D

I'm sorry Mommy~!!

GodLike~

~*♫♥Wedding Dress♥♫*~

Damn nice wei... I wish I can play that well... haha...

Most Powerful Material~

The picture below describes everything...

You took my heart away~

Aww... The title of this post sounds emotional... XD

Haha... Ignore that... Okay. So... I forced myself to blog again...

I'm starting to miss my hobby...

Thanks to facebook... I have not played chess for quite a long time... and that really makes my chess skills suck... Sigh...

And that goes same to badminton... Where's all my kaki badminton frens? Where have u guys disappeared?

It seems like I'm more active in Facebook games such as Restaurant City and FFS... LOL~!!

Anyway, to all the chessers and badmintoners... feel free to call me out and let me have fun with you guys... Thanks~!! XD

Okay. I guess that's all for this post.

Signing off with this video... the song sounded emotional too... XD

Two is Better Than One~

- Logged in to www.malaysiaairlines.com.

- Failed to book the date I wanted.

- Changed the date to one day earlier.

- Bought my air ticket.

Hm... Now how? How now?

SLEEP~!! XD

Before that, maybe it's true that I can't live without you~

Baby Bird~

Wee~!!My Mom just bought an interesting plant...
It's called a bird plant... but a baby bird plant... lol...




According to the florist, when the "egg" hatches, a "baby bird" will appear. Cool~!!
So, let's see the pictures... haha...

This is the egg... So big? LOL~


After that, it hatches and becomes this.


With flash.


Was taking them under the rain~


Cute? haha...




As a conclusion, egg comes first before bird. Right? XD

What do you do when you are bored?

Fail to eat. Fail to sleep. Fail to do whatever I want.

I guess... the best thing to do right now would be posting out jokes. =X

Money Minded

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you should try again."

Two Tigers

Long long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings. Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything.They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would look at far away countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see. Sister would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.

As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control themselves. They continued to love each other.

At last, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad,
mother was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and
gossip about them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each
other.

To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother
destroyed his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since they
could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...

Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was touched by it.
He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
I came across this song and it touched my heart too.

It sounded like this...

Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu,

Pao de kuai, pao de kuai,

Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo,

Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai...

Next, how about some general knowledge? XD

General Knowledge

Some of the crazy Science research that were secretly carried out somewhere in this crazy world...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to blast a bullet proof glass. ( Worth trying? )

If you farted consistently for 6 years & 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to create the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb. ( Feel like trying )

The human heart creates enough energy pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood to a height of 30 feets. ( OMG~!! )

A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes. ( LOL~!! I want to be a pig in my next life )

A cockroach can live 9 days without it's head before it starve to death. ( I still prefer to be a pig )

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. ( Don't try this at home...)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body, the female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ( Don't stand near a sex hunger female mantis )

The flea can jump 350 times it's body length, equivalent to a human jumping the length of a football field. ( Beckham, you can stand one side~ haha... )

The catfish has more than 27,000 taste buds. ( Wonder what's so tasty at the bottom of the pond? )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ( I still prefer to be the pig, quality over quantity. )

Butterflies taste with their feet. ( Something I always want to know )

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ( Oo... anyone want to kiss? )

Elephants are the only animal that can't jump. ( Proven they have nothing to do with earthquake during elephants parties in the jungle )

A cat's urine can glows under a black light. (Wonder who's that wise guy who discover this)

Starfish have no brain. ( That's why they can make good buddies with sotong )

Right handed people can live longer than left handed people by an average of 9 years. ( So what about those who can use both hands? )

Polar bear are left-handed. ( If they switch, they'll live a lot longer. )

Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. ( What about the pig ?)

Disappointed

16/12/2009

Went to Tour East (2009) SDN BHD at Kuala Lumpur. Opposite of Time Square.

Booked my air ticket. Paid RM200 for deposit. Went back home. Family disagreed. Price too expensive. Need to cancel the booking. Need to consider again. Need to book again. FML.

17/12/2009

Woke up in the morning. Wanted to re-new passport. Went to Malaysia Immigration Department. Paid parking ticket. Filled up a form. Officer told that the system offline. Cannot submit form. Cannot renew passport. Tomorrow public holiday. Saturday and Sunday off day. Need to do it on Monday. Need to go there again. FML.

Before 16/12/2009, there were more terrible, horrible, and undesirable cases. FML.

After 17/12/2009, there will be more miserable, formidable, and vegetable cases. FML.

Freedom~

No more secret... =X

I'm still waiting~

Called DHL just now and asked them to help me deliver a mail to Australia. XD

By right before 5pm they must reach here... I'm still waiting~

Anyway, some1 asked me to post something... lolz...

So here you are...

1. Zoo
   
   A guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.
   
   As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
   
   During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
   
   The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,
   "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
   
   

2. Regret
   
   About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him. He's not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen. As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint sniffles coming from the basement. She turns on the light and goes downstairs to find him. Finally, she finds him huddled in the corner, rolled up into a ball, and crying hysterically.
   
   She runs over to him and asks why he is crying. He says, "Do you remember when we got married twenty (20) years ago?" She looks at him and says, "yes". He says, "well, a couple of months before, your dad said that I could marry you or go to jail." She says, "I already know that. I don't see what the problem is."
   
   He says, "don't you see!!! I would have gotten out today!"
   
   

3. Locked Up
   
   A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open your shop in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
   
   The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen!", the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—"
   
   “I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”
   
   
   
4. Special Wish
   
   

   A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.

   The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

   A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $6.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

   The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.
   This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
   "The usual?" asks the waitress.
   "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.
   A short time later the waitress comes with the order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

   The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
   How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
   "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there."
   "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
   "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
   The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
   

   The man sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say..."
   
   
   

   That's all peepz...

~*[t]tsp*~

There are so many things to catch up recently... Crap...

Tired of this life... But what could I do? THIS IS L-I-F-E!!

Anyway, I am already 19 now. Just celebrated my Birthday 3 days ago.

Thanks to those who wished me in facebook and MSN...

And Special Thanks to my family, my friends (Ah Liang, KKK, GG, Timmy, Chee Ann and Wai How) and my pet sis Mary Ng.

Geez... I am getting younger and younger nowadays... What could I do? THIS IS L-I-F-E!!

Oh by the way, I have already deactivated my facebook account. Just a few hours ago.

Question: Why??? =(

Answer: No why. I don't know why. I'm out of my mind perhaps. What could I do? THIS IS L-I-F-E!!

Another problematic matter is about my study transfer to Australia. So troublesome yet the deadline draws near.

Got to submit my university acceptance form today. Then, I need to change my pasport, organise my visa, make a medical check up, get my new IC, book air ticket, forward my MRS forms, etc... in within 3 weeks time. Gosh!! What could I do? THIS IS L-I-F-E!!

Hm... Moving on... I am quite emotional these few days... Again, I don't know why.

Maybe I am in a dilemma... Love? LOL~ No idea... But What could I do? THIS IS L-I-F-E!!

Here's a song that I listen to it all the time (for today)...