Saturday, August 15, 2009

Goodbye

A sad tragedy, a sad rain and a sad day... (obviously)

10/8/2009
It started with a wake up call by my maid...approximately 6am...
As usual... my normal day routine... bath, brush teeth, eat breakfast... and out I go... vanished from the house...
But on this special day, when I was about to start my car, I saw my black dog lying down breathlessly. The faithful bounty had passed away.

That makes me realised that...
1. Life is short.
2. Good ones have to die early as God loves them and want them to be with Him while the bad ones have to live longer as God gives them chance to be good in life. ( So is this considered that I'm 1 of the bad ones? o.O)

On that day itself, in the evening... there was a heavy rain. It was raining cats and dogs. I hoped that my partner will R.I.P.

While at night, my pupa is ready to give birth to a butterfly. A yellow-black colour wings. Same like the one I had before except for the shape. XD

11/8/2009
It started with a perfect morning with a beautiful butterfly... Like others... She is a normal size butterfly and she has round-shaped wings... The 1 I had before has triangular-shaped wings. I feel great when I released her. =D

Here are the pictures of her...



metapod has finally evolved into butterfree~


Moment of jokes...
1. Four men were waiting outside a hospital room as their wives are giving birth. The nurse came out and said to the 1st man "Grats, You have twins!" The 1st man says, "This is a coincidence as I work for 2d animations!" Then the nurse comes to the 2nd man and said "Grats, you have triplets!"Then the 2nd man says, "This is also a coincidence as I work for 3G company!"Then the nurse goes to the 3rd man and said "Grats, you have quadruplets!"Then the 3rd man says "This is ALSO a coincidence! I work for 4 seasons hotel!"Then they saw the 4th man looking worried and they asked him why...

The man replied "I work for 7 Eleven!"


2. A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop.
When the bus starts on its way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God. "If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying and the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ... first you must have sex with me." The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.
After the hippie finishes , he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts,"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!!"


Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!!"


Questions and Answers:

1. There are 2 men, 1 of them facing east the other facing west.
How many 90 degree turns will it take for both of them until they are face-to-face with each other?

Answer: 0 turns since they are facing each other (Hightlight to see answer)

2. There are 10 fishes in a fish tank. 1 of them died. The owner decided to take it out from the fish tank. But the water level increase instead of decrease. What is the reason?

Answer: 9 of the fishes cried, so the water level increases. (Hightlight to see answer)

Lastly, wish you (Soong Eik Hung) all the best and good luck on your journey in Hong Kong. Hope that you can find a girlfriend there. XD Okay. That's all for now. Got to go. Laterz.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

I just can't forgive Myself...

Okay... Let's start with this post. By the way, do not care about the title of this post. It's just for FUN...

Hm... First of all, I would like to share an experience with you people...



Saw that? It's pretty "nice" if you see it in real life actually. Lolz. Wanna know how I got it?


No? Yes?


No = Nevermind. Forget about it.


Yes = After digging some soil out from the ground using a shovel for a few hours, I noticed that this piece of skin came out. And... the... answer... that you are waiting for... after so long... is... I was wearing a ring at that time. XD (Highlight to see answer)



Next, I was glad that my caterpillar has become a pupa after a night of evolving. Looking forward to see it evolves into a butterfly. All the best to you the precious one... Here are some of the snapshots that I took... before and after...





caterpie has evolved into metapod... o.O?

Bored of my stories? Lolz. Fine.
Okay... Here you go...


Guess for the answer...

The person who made it doesn't need it.
The person who bought it doesn't want it.
The person who needs it doesn't know he's going to get it.

Answer: A coffin (Highlight to see answer)


There was a psychiatrist wanting to conduct a survey, so he took four women and each of their only child to conduct the survey.After he was done surveying, he had them all sit together in a row of chairs.

He went to the first woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love money since you named your daughter Penny."

He went to the second woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love sweets since you named your daughter Candy."

He went to the third woman and said, "I have investigated your strongest desires in life and concluded that you love flowers since you named your daughter Daisy."
Before the psychiatrist approached the fourth who is the last woman, she got up and said to her son, "Let's go home, Dick."



There were 3 people wanted to go to the moon for 1000 years...The 1st person brought alot of books...The 2nd person brought a woman .... The third person brought 1000000000000 of cigarattes. After 1000 years... They came back... The first person said he found alot of new species... The 2nd person said he got 1000 children...What did the 3rd person says?


Answer: "Damn lar!! I forgot to bring lighter..." (Highlight to see answer)


And for those who complain about the hot weather...

Here's the fact...