Hack?

From Janice...







From Ming Hui...




From Myself...





Obviously is not hack...

Hot and Cold

The weather here is just like my mood... It went from hot to cold and cold to hot...

But unfortunately, for these 2 days... the weather is pretty cold... Especially when the wind blows and when there is no sunshine...

When I turn on the hot water, the water is like ice water... Everytime I take my shower, I shivered badly...

My body temperature decreases rapidly... So does my character and personality...

I'm too cold to be a human... I have changed completely... I don't know why... and I don't know the reason...

Wish you good luck in talking to me...

Bad Day

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a marital aid! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. “You son of a...,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You’d better be able to explain yourself!” The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”

Welcome to Normanby House

Hey~! How are ya?

That's the most common greeting you would hear in Australia.

So, I have been here in Australia for about 9 days... Arrived here on the 14/2/2010...

Having a small room for myself... and loaded with all my junks... Everything is going pretty well... I guess...

So, I get to meet a lot of people on these days... but... I tend to lose my memory... Forgetting people names... and details... It's like someone is using the amnesia dust from ToothFairy on me... My bad...

Let's see if I can recall their names...

The 1st person I met was Chin Choon... from Johor... staying in Howitt Hall... studying medicine...

2nd person would be Seng Kiat... from Sunway... staying in Richardson Hall with Ding En... studying biotech...

3rd person... Ken... doing civil engineering... from Hong Kong... (met a few of his friends but forgot their names)

and then the people from my hall...

Andy... Comp Science student... from Hong Kong...

Shahmir... from Singapore...

Jie Hui... same school with Jing Lynn...

Lily... The resident advisor for my floor...

Kinj... I saw her smoking... LOL...

Aishah... from Singapore... Saw her once only...

Maha... Just met today... from Pakistan...

Peter... A Korean... but live in Indonesia...

Mark... *unknown identity* but I know he speaks cantonese...

Matthew... Didn't talk to him before... but his room is just opposite jie hui's...

Eddie... My security personnel... haha... just joking... he is in charge of the security here...

And a lot more people... Jia jie, Tim, Marcus,etc... This is getting boring...

Lastly, THANKS A GOOGOLPLEX to all my handsome/pretty friends and my wonderful family members... Accompanying me... Care about me... Missing me... All the time...? Haha... Good luck to you guys and enjoy ur life people... Life is Short...

Valentine + Chinese New Year Song... ^^"

Valentine Song

Chinese New Year Song