Numb!

Damn... I am lost... I am getting lazier and lazier like a sloth...
I really think that I might fail in my exam... Sigh...
I don't want history to repeat again.


May God bless me...
I just need the power of hard work for once...
Guide me... Teach me... Train me... Equip me...

I am hoping that everything will be over as soon as possible...
Give me a break...

Party~

Hm... How should I start...

Okay... Actually I went to someone's birthday party today...
And my friends and I bought a body glove bag for him...
The fun part is not about the bag...

But...

My friends bought 2 coconuts and stuffed them into the bag... (so that the bag is heavy)
Then, we asked the birthday boy to guess what's inside there...
And we made a proposal... With all kinds of nonsense written in it... XD

Quite a lot of fun actually if you have been there... lolz...

Anyway, that someone is Tan Wai How...
Happy Birthday To You~
May all your wishes come true!

Nights all... Zzz...

Sharing is Caring~

Here are some jokes to cheer you up... *Hopefully* ^^"

1. Unusual Funeral Procession
   
   A man was leaving his house after having a quarrel with his wife and his mother-in-law, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one (second coffin) about 50 feet behind the first.
   Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.
   
   The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. "Whose funeral is it?"
   
   The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
   "What happened to her?"
   The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
   He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
   The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her too."
   
   A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
   Then the first one asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"
   
   The man replied, "Please join the queue..."
   
   
2. Smart Betting
   
   An old lady walked into a popular bank in town with a big bag of money. She told the bank employee that she wanted to open an account, and due to the huge amount, she requested to deal with the bank president personally.
   
   As not to affect the bank customer relationship, the president invited the old lady to his office. The president, amazed by the huge pile of money with the lady, and curiously asked her how did she manage to save them.
   
   The old lady replied, "By betting, just a simple bet, you want to try?"
   Totally amused, the president replied, "Why not?"
   Lady said to him, "I bet for $10,000 that your balls are square. If you agree to this bet, I will bring my lawyer here tomorrow at 10am to witness my winning, deal?"
   President laughing, "OK, it's a deal."
   
   Next day at 10am sharp, the old lady arrived at bank president office with her lawyer.
   Old lady told the president, "Can you pull down and we shall see?"
   President smiling, and did as per told, telling the lady, "See? They are not square".
   Old lady asked again, "Can I touch them to ensure they are really not square?"
   
   President granted her request, but noticed the lawyer is banging his head against the wall after that.
   President asked the lady, "What is he doing?"
   
   
   The old lady replied, "Oh, just to let you know that I may have lost the bet of $10,000 to you here, but I have already bet with him for $100,000 that this bank's president will let me hold his balls without hesitation at 10am today."
   
   
3. Smart Answer
   
   A man bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
   
   "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him.
   "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
   
   The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
   "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like writing more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
   
   The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. And I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
   
   "*Grinned* Have a nice weekend then," said the officer.

My first time...

90 words

Smile~

I'm addicted to this song... Uncle Kracker - Smile

Here's the song with lyrics... Enjoy~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaIpdMZN3E0

And here's a potential band in the future (T1enacious)...

Uncle Kracker - Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaL_FHJ2Ov0

Green day - 21 guns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IQUl15vEtk

Colbie Cailat - Fallin' for You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h9IhAClZ_Q

Linkin Park - New Divide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4k8ZjIj6lg

Jason Mraz feat. COlbie Cailat - Lucky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpdW7ML0zVw

21/10/2009

What did I do today?

Morning
- Completed my Design of Materials report *Happy*


Afternoon
- Went to college to print out my report *Very happy*
- Attended a lecture class *Boring*

Evening
- Finalised my report *Great*

Night
- Reminded myself about my exam *Sad*
- Taking out my notes to read *Sleepy*

(if I continue typing, I guess there might be a word *Crying* appearing soon)

Geez... Hate myself...

Anyway, here's one of my favourite songs...

Hope you enjoy it~ ^^"

Cool~!!

Amazing... XD

Hectic Life

It has been like 2 months since I didn't blog... Basically, I am having a lot of work to do... Assignments... Reports... Tests... Struggling to cope with them... That's what usually people did in Uni Life... Am I right?



And looking at the worst case scenario... My exam is just around the corner... It starts on the 29th of October (Friday) and ends on 13th of November (Friday). *Cry* That's a bad reminder for myself as I have not started my study for it. And by the way, I have another report to write which *expired* on the 22nd of October... *Sad Case*



Hm... Let's forget about the sad side and look forward on the happy side. *Maybe look backward on the happy side is more proper* So yeah... Deepavali was yesterday. It is like a new year for the Indians. Get to wear new clothes... Get to eat traditional food... Get an extra day for holiday. Wee~!! Sounds great. Although I didn't celebrate this festival, but at least I get to see some fireworks around my housing area. ^^" Anyway, I wish all the Indians Happy Deepavali. *I don't mind if someone gives me some muruku... XD*


Okay. I think that's all for stories...

Here comes the jokes...

1. A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eyeing a hot chick across a bar. She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them. She says, "I want a man that's smart. Try using the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence." The black guy goes, "I love to eat liver and cheese." The white guy goes "I like to cook liver and cheese." The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys "liver alone, cheese mine!!"
   
   
2. A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
   "When I was born, I was black..."
   "When I grew up, I was black..."
   "When I'm sick, I'm black..."
   "When I go in the sun, I'm black..."
   "When I'm cold, I'm black..."
   "When I die, I'll be black..."
   
   "But you Sir..."
   "When you're born, you're pink..."
   "When you grow up, you're white..."
   "When you're sick, you're green..."
   "When you go in the sun, you turn red..."
   "When you're cold, you turn blue..."
   "And when you die, you turn purple."
   
   "And you have the nerve to call me coloured!!!"
   
   
3. Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
   ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
   ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted angrily,
   
   ''If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it into half!''

And here's a question for you...

Why do people play football for 45 minutes but not 30 minutes or an hour?

Answer:
The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is... There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own "2 balls". So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45".

Sometimes there is extra time of 2 mins which is the referee's own balls!
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