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Earth Hour...




Jokes...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"


A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.

"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."


A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on"

"Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?"

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua."


Have a nice day people...

Signing off,
~*[t]tsp*~

History

(broken english style)

Well, my parents are back from china... again... but this time... they went to yongchun... a place where my ancestors lived and the place where my grandfather was born...

so... according to the ppl there, the Tee family was very famous and very rich last time. and they even hired private teachers for their children. the children do not need to go school. *so fun*

and it was a very common thing for man to have mistress... just like the emperor... so... basically, my great grandfather had 2 wives and 3 sons. 2 sons from the 1st wife and 1 son from his 2nd wife. and my grandfather is the son of the 2nd wife... so... obviously, the 1st wife beh song... as u know... the ppl last time... always want to inherit all the wealth from the father. so they always tortured my grandfather. according to my aunties, my grandfather got locked in a shed... no food... kena pukul...etc...

until world war 2, my grandfather decided to run away from home... to Malaysia. and that's where he started his new life. and that's where my father and my generation begin. xD

and according to the ppl there, Tee family is no longer rich there cause the younger generation loves to gamble a lot. and there are lesser Tee ppl staying there. too bad for them. xD

8/3/2010

Summary...

Had free lunch at monash sports centre today... organised by the MUMSU (Monash University Malaysian Students Union)... it is a club actually... they even give out lucky draws... ding yang who is ding en's bro, is lucky enough to get the grand prize which is a box of mi goreng. XD


at night, went to a rock theme event organised by my hall. this event has nothing to do with rock eventually. just some random speech by the coordinator. something about the mentor/mentee program and about the hall security... dinner is provided after that (best of all). XD and there r lucky draws as well.

Congratulations to those who r lucky today.

For those who r unlucky just like me, try to be more lucky next time... XD

Goodnite.


signing off,
~*t[t]sp*~

7/3/2010

Simple blogging...

Hey guys... Woke up at 10am today... Went gardening with my hall mates... planted some carrots, onions, silverbeet, etc... and enjoyed playing with a lot of worms and bugs... kinda fun... but full of dirts... food was provided after that... subway... yummy~!!

Crazy Soon Poh!

Soon Poh chiak pa bo ming gia cho... XD

1234 frens... Wee~!!

Mission Accomplished!

1212 Friends!

Hack?

From Janice...







From Ming Hui...




From Myself...





Obviously is not hack...

Hot and Cold

The weather here is just like my mood... It went from hot to cold and cold to hot...

But unfortunately, for these 2 days... the weather is pretty cold... Especially when the wind blows and when there is no sunshine...

When I turn on the hot water, the water is like ice water... Everytime I take my shower, I shivered badly...

My body temperature decreases rapidly... So does my character and personality...

I'm too cold to be a human... I have changed completely... I don't know why... and I don't know the reason...

Wish you good luck in talking to me...

Bad Day

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...

The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on three successive nights?”
”Yes, your honor.”
“And why was that?”
“Because my wife wanted a dress.”
The judge check with his records, “But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!”
“Yes sir. She made me exchange it two times.”

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?"

Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorogically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. After 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a marital aid! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. “You son of a...,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You’d better be able to explain yourself!” The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly: “I’ll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids.”

Welcome to Normanby House

Hey~! How are ya?

That's the most common greeting you would hear in Australia.

So, I have been here in Australia for about 9 days... Arrived here on the 14/2/2010...

Having a small room for myself... and loaded with all my junks... Everything is going pretty well... I guess...

So, I get to meet a lot of people on these days... but... I tend to lose my memory... Forgetting people names... and details... It's like someone is using the amnesia dust from ToothFairy on me... My bad...

Let's see if I can recall their names...

The 1st person I met was Chin Choon... from Johor... staying in Howitt Hall... studying medicine...

2nd person would be Seng Kiat... from Sunway... staying in Richardson Hall with Ding En... studying biotech...

3rd person... Ken... doing civil engineering... from Hong Kong... (met a few of his friends but forgot their names)

and then the people from my hall...

Andy... Comp Science student... from Hong Kong...

Shahmir... from Singapore...

Jie Hui... same school with Jing Lynn...

Lily... The resident advisor for my floor...

Kinj... I saw her smoking... LOL...

Aishah... from Singapore... Saw her once only...

Maha... Just met today... from Pakistan...

Peter... A Korean... but live in Indonesia...

Mark... *unknown identity* but I know he speaks cantonese...

Matthew... Didn't talk to him before... but his room is just opposite jie hui's...

Eddie... My security personnel... haha... just joking... he is in charge of the security here...

And a lot more people... Jia jie, Tim, Marcus,etc... This is getting boring...

Lastly, THANKS A GOOGOLPLEX to all my handsome/pretty friends and my wonderful family members... Accompanying me... Care about me... Missing me... All the time...? Haha... Good luck to you guys and enjoy ur life people... Life is Short...

Valentine + Chinese New Year Song... ^^"

Valentine Song

Chinese New Year Song

Morning~

Hey Tweety... Thanks for waking me up in the morning every single day... not surprising... u r the 3rd special kind of bird species who did this to me...

The first kind is a little tiny bird... green in colour... i've lost the picture of the bird... but i think i had posted it in my previous blog... XD

The 2nd kind is also quite tiny... but a little bit colourful... especially its tail...

And here is the picture of the 3rd kind... quite big in size... its bottom is white and before the tail there is yellow...

I know you are trying to enter my house... but my window is thick u know... XD

Hey! didn't know you come in pairs...

Or... Are you trying to hint me something?

Because You Loved Me~

Lyrics:

For all those times you stood by me

For all the truth that you made me see

For all the joy you brought to my life

For all the wrong that you made right

For every dream you made come true

For all the love I found in you

I'll be forever thankful baby

You're the one who held me up

Never let me fall

You're the one who saw me through through it all

You were my strength when I was weak

You were my voice when I couldn't speak

You were my eyes when I couldn't see

You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith 'coz you believed

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me

You gave me wings and made me fly

You touched my hand I could touch the sky

I lost my faith, you gave it back to me

You said no star was out of reach

You stood by me and I stood tall

I had your love I had it all

I'm grateful for each day you gave me

Maybe I don't know that much

But I know this much is true

I was blessed because I was loved by you

You were my strength when I was weak

You were my voice when I couldn't speak

You were my eyes when I couldn't see

You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith 'coz you believed

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me

You were always there for me

The tender wind that carried me

A light in the dark shining your love into my life

You've been my inspiration

Through the lies you were the truth

My world is a better place because of you

You were my strength when I was weak

You were my voice when I couldn't speak

You were my eyes when I couldn't see

You saw the best there was in me

Lifted me up when I couldn't reach

You gave me faith 'coz you believed

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me

I'm everything I am

Because you loved me

-End-

And... You were my ears when I couldn't hear... something is wrong with my right ear today. Sad case.

Jokies~!!

Embarrassment

A man was standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store and was when an attractive woman passed and said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He smiled back but gave her that "who are you" look. He couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded. But then he began to think back to a party, long ago in college. "Well, MAYBE...." He thought.
He hurried from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"

Shark

A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it.
"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."
So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the idiot who pushed me into the pool!"

Wall

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,

"Watch the wall!"

Dracula's Assistant

Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side. So all the bats were honored to take part. The rules were simple. Whichever bat drinks more blood, will be the winner?

So the first bat goes and comes back after 10 minutes. Her mouth was full of blood. Dracula says: "Congratulations, how did you do that?" The bat said: "Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a house. I went in and sucked the blood of all the family". "Very good" said Dracula.

The second bat goes and comes back after 5 minutes all her face covered in blood. Dracula astonished says, "How did you do that?" The bat replies " Do you see that tower? Behind it there is a school. I went in and drunk the blood of all the children". "Impressive" said Dracula.

Now the third bat goes and comes back after three minutes literally covered in blood from top to toe. Dracula is stunned. "How on earth did you do that????" he asked. And the bat replies. "Do you see this tower?" Dracula replies with a yes.

And the bat says "Well, I didn't".

My Clothes

Little Tony was home just after going to school for a hour...
In his hands was a letter from his teacher and it reads:

Dear Madam,
I am sorry to inform you that your son, Tony can't differentiate between a male and a female, so, i hope that you would be able to teach him the difference between a male and a female. Thank You.

Regards,
Ms Jane

After reading the letter, Tony's mother brought him into her room and she said:
'Tony, take off my shirt'
'Good, now take off my skirt'
'Yes...thats the way, now take off my undergarments'

'Now, thats a good boy, how many times have mummy told you not to wear my clothes to school!!'

Pity Mother-in-law~!!

One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
"What would you like for your first wish?" asked the genie.
"I want one billion dollars," replies the man.
"Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get."
"I know," replied the man.
The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car." So he gets his second wish and he's very content.
"Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish?" asks the genie.
The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death."

That's all for today... Cheers~!! ~*[t]tsp*~