An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "Then you should try again."
Two Tigers
Long long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of siblings. Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes who could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears who could listen to anything.They grew up together and experienced happiness and sadness together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would look at far away countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see. Sister would listen to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.
As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love with each other. They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control themselves. They continued to love each other.
At last, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad,
mother was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and
gossip about them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love for each
other.
To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother
destroyed his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since they
could not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...
Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story and was touched by it.
He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
I came across this song and it touched my heart too.
It sounded like this...
Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu,
Pao de kuai, pao de kuai,
Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo,
Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai...
Next, how about some general knowledge? XD
General Knowledge
Some of the crazy Science research that were secretly carried out somewhere in this crazy world...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to blast a bullet proof glass. ( Worth trying? )
If you farted consistently for 6 years & 9 months, you would have produced enough gas to create the energy equivalent to an atomic bomb. ( Feel like trying )
The human heart creates enough energy pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood to a height of 30 feets. ( OMG~!! )
A pig's orgasm can last for 30 minutes. ( LOL~!! I want to be a pig in my next life )
A cockroach can live 9 days without it's head before it starve to death. ( I still prefer to be a pig )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. ( Don't try this at home...)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body, the female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ( Don't stand near a sex hunger female mantis )
The flea can jump 350 times it's body length, equivalent to a human jumping the length of a football field. ( Beckham, you can stand one side~ haha... )
The catfish has more than 27,000 taste buds. ( Wonder what's so tasty at the bottom of the pond? )
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. ( I still prefer to be the pig, quality over quantity. )
Butterflies taste with their feet. ( Something I always want to know )
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. ( Oo... anyone want to kiss? )
Elephants are the only animal that can't jump. ( Proven they have nothing to do with earthquake during elephants parties in the jungle )
A cat's urine can glows under a black light. (Wonder who's that wise guy who discover this)
Starfish have no brain. ( That's why they can make good buddies with sotong )
Right handed people can live longer than left handed people by an average of 9 years. ( So what about those who can use both hands? )
Polar bear are left-handed. ( If they switch, they'll live a lot longer. )
Humans & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. ( What about the pig ?)
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